Shallow

People are shallow. I am directing this to who people like and what people want. I'm not saying everyone is shallow, just a lot of people. I suppose I'm a bit shallow, but at least I know and admit it. Anyway, on with the show.

Women. What do they usually want? Tall, dark(as in evil), mysterious, handsome, and ofcourse dreamy. At least, this is what is usually wanted. But the fact is ladies... these men DO NOT EXIST! You will never find these Mr.Perfects. You may stumble upon some really nice guy who's really sweet but lacks mystery or height. In my opinion, you should try to hold on to people like this, chances are another won't come around the bend. So stop living in your fantasy world before you end up stuck with some 210 pound, beer-bellied, jobless, asshole in a trailor with three buck toothed boys.

Men. What do they usually want? Short, blonde, big assed, perfect shape, big breasts and ofcourse suducing. At least thats what is usually wanted. But the fact is gentlemen... these women DO NOT EXIST! You will never find these amazing women... I know you would love too but YOU WON'T!* Don't waste you life looking for one, find a nice girl who cares about you and stick with her. If shes hot, that's just an add on. If you don't you'll end up with some crack ass hoe.

So find someone special to you and don't lose them.

*Unless ofcourse your rich